Who's Sexy? Who's Not?

I haven't written much because I am in mourning over the Cowboy loss to the Eagles. Needless to say my celebration when it was 21-17 turned into a suicide watch. I do enjoy watching the slow motion implosion of T.O. but I would prefer if it were not on my team. If his lack of production continues I will begin to believe that we are better off without him. Actually, it does not matter it Drew Bledsoe has to continue throwing passes while laying on his back.

Anyway, that is not the purpose of this post. The purpose of this post is to discuss who is beautiful, who is not and who is sexy, who is not. If we pay attention to the media there are some people who are 'jacked up' that are deemed to be beautiful. I can't figure it out. What are they looking at? I know there are some cultural differences in what we may call beauty but damn! There are some ducks out there that walk and talk like a duck but the media is telling us they are swans. Celebrity does not make one beautiful or sexy!

Speaking of sexy there are a number of people who are beautiful but not sexy. Then there are those that are not beautiful but sexy. Sexy is unwritten, undefined. You can mess up beauty with a bad hair day or jacked up make up. You can't mess up sexy. Sexy can be style, personality, confidence and/or a number of other things that bad hair or an ugly outfit can't destroy. Those I put in these categories can be controversial picks but I would like your opinions.

I will try to break these down by category - Enjoy.

Category 1: BEAUTIFUL BUT NOT SEXY - Very Appealing to the eye but that is about all.

While Vanessa is certainly beautiful. I have loved her for years. She is more elegant and beautiful rather than Sexy.

OK, the pictures that made her lose the Miss USA crown were hot and nasty. Does that earn her a lifetime sexy pass? I have to think about that. Maybe I need to refresh my memory.

Remember when Janet was sooooooo sexy????? I do. She was still sexy after she wrecked her nose! Now she has tried to dismiss the whole wardrobe malfunction thing and make it like she is a sex kitten anyway. Who could be a sex kitten if you have sex with a black dwarf with jacked up teeth. Who ever heard of a black dwarf anyway. I guess if Michael can live with a monkey she can mess around with a rare black dwarf.

Could someone ask her to put her clothes on for a minute. She is constantly naked lately. Not that I mind but damn!!!!! Enough is enough. She was on Sesame Street last week in a thong.

While Michael Michelle is nice to look at she does nothing for me. Beautiful but no heat. There is nothing hot about her. Does she even act anymore?









Tyra barely makes this list as beautiful. The forehead is almost too much. There is nothing sexy about her. Although, she did have my attention when she squeezed and shook her breast on TV to show that they were real. Hot body but seems to be in search of herself.....That is not sexy!

I do respect her though. She gets her hustle on.








Don't get me wrong she is a cutie but all sexiness went out the window when I watched her practically beg Tony Parker to marry her on two different shows. She seemed desperate (no pun intended) and he seemed uninterested in being that serious. Besides why settle for a Salma Hayek knock off when the real thing is out there!















Category 2: BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY- These ladies have the best of both worlds. This is the easiest group to pick out.

What can I say that has not been said already!













Amerie is smoking. Pretty and sexy.

















Big time cutie. Sexy personality to top it off.



















Eva is Hot, Hot, Hot!











Just making sure you were paying attention. It does not matter how many times you look at this brother. Every time is like the first time.


















This one is a little embarrassing. There is something about her that is sexy to me and she is good looking. Even with the strong chin strange daddy and lack of brains. Which I think was a big act.



















This one is obvious. Beautiful and terribly sexy. She almost did not make the list because of her nub fingers. Huge turn-off!!!! Don't believe me? Pull out any movie where she hugs someone and they show her hands. 4 fingers and a nub! You gotta be very, very sexy to have that and still make the list.

P. S. Notice where they cut this picture off.













Laila is very pretty but her sexiness far outweighs her beauty.












Sassy and confident!









Category 3: NOT BEAUTIFUL AND NOT SEXY - But we are told otherwise by the media or the individual tries too hard to be sexy

I thought if your eyes were on the sides of your head and your mouth covers more than 40% of your face then you are a fish. Apparently that is incorrect.

Anyway, back to Brandi. Not cute and a stalker. Not a good combination.















Dr. Grey is not cute or sexy. Not ugly but certainly not cute. They are trying to fool us with this one. She's on a good show though.



Yes this is Carmen Electra. The truth hurts doesn't it? I learned a long time ago that women have good and bad days in terms of their looks. This is because their are so many variables, hair, make up, outfit and so on. I've also learned that her worst bad day of all is truly how she looks. So if your woman is an 8.5 on most days but every once in a while you see her and she is a 5.1? Your chick is truly a 5.1. As time goes on you will see her more often in that 5.1 state and soon after everyday she will be a 5.1......be careful out there.
P.S. My wife is a 10 on bad days....I have to write that because if I don't she will say, "So, I'm a 5.1 huh?"


The show is great but she ain't cute or sexy or anything having to do with sexy. It's like she has the individual parts to be hott but the parts don't fit right.









Same show as above. Same comments as above. I think they are the same person. What the hell is she squinting at????? Is that supposed to be sexy??????







Good actress, but how obvious is this one???????




















Much ado about nothing. I really don't get it. Sorry.
















What was the Last Samurai thinking about when he got with her in the first place????











WTF????? I love her but then she went too far with this look. Blonde ain't for everyone!!!!!! I'm still pissed about this so she goes on this list until I am no longer traumatized.








Need I say more here???????




OK, You get the point here. Now on to the last group.

Category 4 : NOT CUTE BUT VERY SEXY


The Queen is so very sexy to me. Confident, strong and stylish.











Don't ask me to explain this one, 'cause I can't. It's just there, plus she was funny when she was on Arliss. Funny is sexy!








Did you see her dancing in her draws on last week's show????? I don't know what it is, but it works.










Not cute but she is smoking!











This one is almost too jacked to be on this list but she's got personality.....and JT is her man so she must be OK.










Sexy, Sexy, Sexy











I hate freckles but they are sexy on Tamia. Not that cute to me but very sexy.










Tracie is bug eyed, uncoordinated, wild hair, nutty and somehow someway very sexy.









I've got many more of these but this stuff takes too long.

That's all I got.

I'm Out!
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